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Tenga gears up for Valentine’s Day the only way they know how

With less than a month until the big romantic day - where couples buy each other roses to eat and chocolates to admire in vases for roughly ten seconds as…

Infernal Monkey January 16, 2017No Comments

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Love Shoot Hole reminds us that you just need a weird cover to succeed

Each year there are countless onaholes released straight into the depths of Japan's sex store bargain bins. These products are dirt cheap, usually a slight step above one-time disposables (unless…

Infernal Monkey January 15, 2017No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Body Touch!! Nursery Teacher Asuka takes hip onaholes to an adorable new level

Did you know scientists predict that by the year 2020, there'll be at least one onahole based on every occupation on the planet? Well they don't, but they might as well.…

Infernal Monkey January 15, 20171

Onahole Reviews

Fella & Fuck gives you two holes for the price of one

Surely everyone's seen that advert where a family is trying to decide between soft taco shells and hard taco shells, yeah? And then the little girl shrugs her shoulders, proclaiming…

Infernal Monkey January 9, 2017No Comments

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‘Smell of Married Woman’s Breast Milk After Birth’ is certainly a thing alright

2016 has been absolutely massive for the niche smell fetish business, and it's all thanks to an unlikely partnership between ABK and OSC (eroge game publishers) along with ExE (sex…

Infernal Monkey December 27, 2016No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Explore the forbidden zone with Puni Suke WOMB

If you've even come remotely close to hentai of any kind (any), you're probably aware of the fascinating obsession with womb penetration. This is typically accompanied by classic dialogue such…

Infernal Monkey December 26, 2016No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Oh good, there’s a dolphin vagina onahole

Every few years or so, sex toy manufacturer Daimaoh runs a competition on their site titled 'Original Hole Contest'. Fans are tasked with coming up with their own ideas for…

Infernal Monkey December 17, 20162

Onahole Reviews

Magic Eyes release the first ever… wet t-shirt onahole?

If there's one worthwhile lesson in life everyone should learn, it's that you shouldn't underestimate Magic Eyes' ability to release completely unexpected onahole concepts. Yeah. Yeah that's probably exactly it. The…

Infernal Monkey December 11, 2016No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Another futa onahole finally launches with Ryosei Guyu Onapet Futanari

And by finally, I mean we've now gotten two futanari themed onaholes released in 2016, making it by far the best thing about this year. That's two more than nearly…

Infernal Monkey December 8, 2016No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Sink your teeth into the new Virgin Fella blowjob onahole

... So that it can sink its teeth into you! Tamatoys have tried their hand at plenty of blowjob products before, but their latest one looks like it may set…

Infernal Monkey December 8, 2016No Comments

Tenga gears up for Valentine’s Day the only way they know how

Love Shoot Hole reminds us that you just need a weird cover to succeed

Body Touch!! Nursery Teacher Asuka takes hip onaholes to an adorable new level

Fella & Fuck gives you two holes for the price of one

‘Smell of Married Woman’s Breast Milk After Birth’ is certainly a thing alright

Explore the forbidden zone with Puni Suke WOMB

Oh good, there’s a dolphin vagina onahole

Magic Eyes release the first ever… wet t-shirt onahole?

Another futa onahole finally launches with Ryosei Guyu Onapet Futanari

Sink your teeth into the new Virgin Fella blowjob onahole

My Review of the Junjo Karen Succubunny Onahip by maccos Japan

My Review of the Very Berry Mangukon Onahole by Fantastic Baby

My Review of the Sheepmaid Mochi Soft Onahole by Toys Heart

My Review of the Yurufuwa Gal’s Tweeting Spiral Soft Onahole by Magic Eyes