It has been a while since our last review but here we are again, returning with a potential banger, the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole by Magic Eyes. As you might have guessed by the name, there is also a Hard version existing of the Acme Hack Funi Funi Onahole which we might review at a later date but as personally I wanted to try something soft, I thought I go with this here, also considering there is always a huge interest in Magic Eyes products in general.
The Review sample of the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole by Magic Eyes was provided by otonajp.com
Box, Packaging and presentation
The Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole by Magic Eyes comes in a nicely designed box which is also rather large. If you are in the Onahole game for a while already, I would say that you can spot a Magic Eyes box form a mile away. This is not a bad thing as hey stay consistent in their design language.


The Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole comes in a plastic blister which is additionally wrapped in an open plastic bag. The only thing that comes with it is the usual small pack of lube. Considering Magic Eyes products are not among the cheapest, I would say that some additional contents would be definitely welcome but as most Onaholes just come with lube, this is also nothing I would hold against them. However, Magic Eyes does also not stand out in any way with the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole.
The artwork is in typical Magic Eyes fashion, showing a young girl with not much clothes on. While the illustration is nice, I feel like I have seen the same thing from them a million times and to be honest, if they would slap the same artwork on the box of one of their other releases, I wouldn’t/t even realise it.
The Onahole and it’s feeling
The Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole has a weight of 540g or 1.19lbs which makes it medium sized. The length is a bit short for my taste with 155mm or 6.1in but also nothing unusual.

As you can see on the photo, Magic Eyes too the ‘Soft’ part of the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole very serious and when holding it, it feels like it is melting in your hand. The surface is smooth and not too oily and I was also not noticing any strange odor from it, so in terms of material quality, I think we are good here.

The entrance shows a nice and thick camel toe and if this is your thing, the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole is right up your alley. Opening her plump and thick pussy lips, we can see entrance of its pink inner tunnel which I feel is visually very very pleasing. It perfectly plays into the ‘young girls theme’ that Magic Eyes likes to play with for the vast majority of their releases.
With the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole being so soft, I applied only a bit of lube as I wanted to have the chance of feeling every inch and tiny bit of its tunnel and I can say that for a soft Onahole, the stimulation was rather on the strong side and caught me a little of guard. While on the pictures it does not seem to have much going on, there was a pleasing pressure on my shaft and those long ridges on the inside were working nice and evenly on my little member and made him very happy.

From the second session, I tried various lubes and had good results with the standard PePee lubricant. Adding a lot of lube however, the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole can becomes noisy which however to be fair is the case with most Onaholes when having much lube applied and comes with the territory.
So overall, in all my sessions so far, I had fun with the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft and still like to go back to it rather frequently.

Our Conclusion
The Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole is a typical Magic Eyes products. No issues with quality and durability, no strange odor or similar issues. Cleaning as well is rather easy for a Soft Onahole and I can see the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole becoming a very valued member of my little pocket pussy collection. If you are on the look for something new and soft, I think you can purchase the Acme Hack Funi Funi Soft Onahole without any concerns but I also would not expect any life changing moments from it if you are an experienced user.

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