January 2017 - the one and only Onahole Blog

Has science gone too far with this catgirl blowjob onahole?

In a world where companies are striving for more realistic looking and feeling rubber mouths, Merci's latest product has taken the oral toy back to one of its more traditional,…

Infernal Monkey January 31, 2017No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Otokonoko Superb gives you almost everything you’d want in a shota onahole

As onaholes continue to grow in popularity, so has the obvious demand for more shota themed products. And it seems Japan is finally listening, just... in a really weird kind…

Infernal Monkey January 30, 2017No Comments

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Toy’s Heart introduce ‘Stretch Skin’ material with two new products

It's not every day Toy's Heart launch a new type of onahole material - in fact, it's been several years! Famous for their selection of penis-friendly rubber such as 'Soft…

Infernal Monkey January 28, 2017No Comments

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Love Drop’s Convenience Girl will come in handy

If there's one oddly charming memory you'll take away from a trip to Japan, it's just how incredible their convenience stores are. Hell, even the official Japanese slang of calling…

Infernal Monkey January 28, 2017No Comments

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Masturbate forever with MATE’s In Finity

Well, maybe not forever... but MATE! There's a name I haven't seen in ages. Having made a reputation for themselves through the power of nightmare-inducing lubed up foam cups years ago,…

Infernal Monkey January 28, 2017No Comments

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Smell-o-vision finally becomes (virtual) reality with OhRoma

It's been joked about and roughly experimented with since the dawn of time, but smell-o-vision is back, and it's sexier than ever. CamSoda, the company behind an adult cam site…

Infernal Monkey January 23, 2017No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Tamatoys is launching a Keijo!!!!!!!! parody onahole

It feels like this took way too long, but the parody masters at Tamatoys have finally jumped on board last season's top anime butt-battle series Keijo!!!!!!!! Right down to the logo! I'll…

Infernal Monkey January 20, 2017No Comments

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Tenga gears up for Valentine’s Day the only way they know how

With less than a month until the big romantic day - where couples buy each other roses to eat and chocolates to admire in vases for roughly ten seconds as…

Infernal Monkey January 16, 2017No Comments

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Love Shoot Hole reminds us that you just need a weird cover to succeed

Each year there are countless onaholes released straight into the depths of Japan's sex store bargain bins. These products are dirt cheap, usually a slight step above one-time disposables (unless…

Infernal Monkey January 15, 2017No Comments

Onahole Reviews

Body Touch!! Nursery Teacher Asuka takes hip onaholes to an adorable new level

Did you know scientists predict that by the year 2020, there'll be at least one onahole based on every occupation on the planet? Well they don't, but they might as well.…

Infernal Monkey January 15, 20171